ZARNA GARG: MILLION DOLLAR EXCUSES
- Date
- Saturday, December 19, 2026
- Time
- 7:00 PM · doors 6:00 PM
- Venue
- Lincoln Theatre
- Genre
- Comedy
- Countdown
- In 34 days
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2 start times on Saturday, Dec 19
About ZARNA GARG: MILLION DOLLAR EXCUSES
ZARNA GARG: MILLION DOLLAR EXCUSES is a comedy show taking place at Lincoln Theatre in Washington, District of Columbia on Saturday, December 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM. Doors open at 6:00 PM. Ticket prices are shown on the ticket page.
It is one of 2 comedy shows in Washington that week. There are 14 other events on the Washington calendar the same day. Lincoln Theatre has 11 upcoming events listed here. Zarna Garg has 18 upcoming dates, including Atlanta.
There are 2 start times on Saturday, December 19, from 7:00 PM to 9:30 PM — pick the one that suits you below.
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Zarna Garg Comedy · 18 upcoming dates
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Know before you go
- Doors
- Doors open at 6:00 PM; the event starts at 7:00 PM.
- Please note
- Any tickets suspected of being purchased for the sole purpose of reselling can be cancelled at the discretion of Lincoln Theatre / Ticketmaster, and buyers may be denied future ticket purchases for I.M.P. shows. Opening acts, door times, and set times are always subject to change.
- Ticket limit
- Please note: There is a ticket limit of 6 tickets per person and per credit card on this event.
- Ticket sales
- General sale opened Fri, Apr 24, 2026 at 10:00 AM EDT and closes Sat, Dec 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM EST. VIP Package: Apr 22, 10:00 AM – Dec 13, 10:00 PM EST.
The venue: Lincoln Theatre
Lincoln Theatre1215 U St NW, Washington, DC 20009
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- Parking
- There is limited on street and pay-lot parking available. We encourage patrons to take the Metro's Green Line to U street/Cardozo Station-13th exit or Metro bus routes 90,92,96 and 98.
- Accessible seating
- Call the Box Office (202)328-6000
- Box office hours
- Mon-Fri....10am-6pm Saturday & Sunday: open only when there is a performance 12noon-through 1 hour after show time.
- Box office phone
- 202-328-6000
- Payment accepted
- Cash, Visa, MC, AMX, Disc
- Will call
- Pick-up tickets one hour prior to show. Customers must present the actual credit card used to place order and a photo I.D.
- Children
- Every patron must have a ticket.
Seating chart
Coming up at Lincoln Theatre 11 events
- Amber Autry: Happy Holler Tour 4:00 PM · Lincoln Theatre
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- Ilana Glazer Live! 6:00 PM · Lincoln Theatre
- Michelle Wolf - Best Job in the World 7:00 PM · Lincoln Theatre
- Jim Henson's Labyrinth: In Concert 40th Anniversary 8:00 PM · Lincoln Theatre
- A Charlie Brown Christmas - Live On Stage! 7:00 PM · Lincoln Theatre
Questions about this event
When is ZARNA GARG: MILLION DOLLAR EXCUSES?
ZARNA GARG: MILLION DOLLAR EXCUSES takes place on Saturday, December 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM, with doors opening at 6:00 PM (local Washington time).
Where is ZARNA GARG: MILLION DOLLAR EXCUSES held?
At Lincoln Theatre, 1215 U St NW, Washington, DC 20009. The venue has 11 upcoming events on our calendar.
How much are tickets for ZARNA GARG: MILLION DOLLAR EXCUSES?
Prices were not published with this listing. Follow the ticket link for current availability and pricing.
Is there an age limit for ZARNA GARG: MILLION DOLLAR EXCUSES?
Every patron must have a ticket.
Is there parking at Lincoln Theatre?
There is limited on street and pay-lot parking available. We encourage patrons to take the Metro's Green Line to U street/Cardozo Station-13th exit or Metro bus routes 90,92,96 and 98.
Is Lincoln Theatre wheelchair accessible?
Call the Box Office (202)328-6000
What else is happening in Washington on December 19?
Also on Saturday, December 19: Drunk Shakespeare: A Drunk Christmas Carol (21+ Event) at The Sage, Hamilton at The National Theatre and The Washington Ballet's Nutcracker at Warner Theatre, plus 11 more.
