Hole Show: Crone Hole

About Hole Show: Crone Hole

On Friday, December 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM, Crystal Ballroom at Somerville Theatre in Somerville, Massachusetts hosts Hole Show: Crone Hole, a theater performance open to the public. Doors open at 8:00 PM. Ticket prices are shown on the ticket page.

It is one of 2 theater and arts events in Somerville that week. There is 1 other event on the Somerville calendar the same day. Crystal Ballroom at Somerville Theatre has 9 upcoming events listed here.

From the organizer

HAVE YOU EVER WORRIED ABOUT YOUR AGING BODY, AND WETHER OR NOT YOU ARE TOO OLD TO GO OUT?? well, at CRONE HOLE, we have fixed that for you! this is the party where EVERYONE is as OLD as POSSIBLE! Darken your crows feet, and throw on your laugh lines. Bring whatever mobility aids you need to party all night! Dress comfy, and revel in the privilege it is to become a QUEER ELDER ON THE DANCE FLOOR!! Because, there is no such thing as being too old to PARTY IN THE HOLE! Featuring some TALENTED PERFORMERS as OLD AS SIN!! SLICK OCONNELL NYASIA THIQUE JONES RUSTY HAMMER ATOM WASTE JAYDEN JAMISON DULCE DE LEATHER KILLABITE hosted by SHERMAN