A John Waters Christmas
- Date
- Friday, December 4, 2026
- Time
- 8:00 PM · doors 7:00 PM
- Venue
- El Portal Theatre
- Genre
- Comedy
- Ages
- 21 & Over
- Countdown
- In 20 days
About A John Waters Christmas
A John Waters Christmas is a comedy show taking place at El Portal Theatre in North Hollywood, California on Friday, December 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM. Doors open at 7:00 PM. Ticket prices are shown on the ticket page.
A John Waters Christmas has 12 upcoming dates, including San Francisco, Portland and Seattle.
From the organizer
People who dont like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies sooo here we go again! The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will too bad little boys and girls and thems because Waters has A John Waters Christmas 2026 his own Christmas List and you're on top of his delinquent delights. Slide up the chimney to this fastmoving allnew radically religious Xmas revival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa bottom for Krampus and ask you to hop on this nonbinary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease. Its A John Waters Christmas and the entire world is yelling back HAPPY HOLEA DAY TO ALL!
On the bill
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A John Waters Christmas Comedy · 12 upcoming dates
More dates for A John Waters Christmas
- A John Waters Christmas (21 and Over) 8:00 PM · Great American Music Hall, San Francisco, CA
- A John Waters Christmas 8:00 PM · Aladdin Theater, Portland, OR
- A John Waters Christmas 8:00 PM · Neptune Theatre, Seattle, WA
- A John Waters Christmas 8:00 PM · Plaza Theatre, Palm Springs, CA
- A John Waters Christmas 6:00 PM · The Vermont Hollywood, Los Angeles, CA
- A John Waters Christmas 7:00 PM · Gartner Auditorium, Cleveland, OH
- A John Waters Christmas 7:30 PM · Ludlow Garage Cincinnati, Cincinnati, OH
- A John Waters Christmas 8:00 PM · Avondale Music Hall, Chicago, IL
Know before you go
- Doors
- Doors open at 7:00 PM; the event starts at 8:00 PM.
- Age policy
- 21 & Over — ID is checked at the door.
- Please note
- The First Four Rows (Rows A - D in the Center Section ONLY) include an autographed show poster, a small group therapy Q&A with John following the show and a selfie from distance.
- Ticket limit
- The First Four Rows (Rows A - D in the Center Section ONLY) include an autographed show poster, a small group therapy Q&A with John following the show and a selfie from distance.
- Ticket sales
- General sale opened Fri, Jun 5, 2026 at 10:00 AM PDT and closes Fri, Dec 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM PST.
- Presented by
- Sean Healy Presents
The venue: El Portal Theatre
El Portal Theatre5269 Lankershim Blvd., North Hollywood, CA 91601
- Parking
- Parking lot is available at 5200 Lankershim ($2 or $4 covered). Free parking at the corner of Bakman and Weddington.
- Accessible seating
- Wheelchair accessible. Hearing assist headsets.
- Box office hours
- Open 1 hour before showtime.
- Payment accepted
- Cash, Visa, Mastercard, American Express
- House rules
- No food or drink. No smoking. No weapons. No drugs.
Seating chart
Questions about this event
When is A John Waters Christmas?
A John Waters Christmas takes place on Friday, December 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM, with doors opening at 7:00 PM (local North Hollywood time).
Where is A John Waters Christmas held?
At El Portal Theatre, 5269 Lankershim Blvd., North Hollywood, CA 91601.
How much are tickets for A John Waters Christmas?
Prices were not published with this listing. Follow the ticket link for current availability and pricing.
Is there an age limit for A John Waters Christmas?
21 & Over
Is there parking at El Portal Theatre?
Parking lot is available at 5200 Lankershim ($2 or $4 covered). Free parking at the corner of Bakman and Weddington.
Is El Portal Theatre wheelchair accessible?
Wheelchair accessible. Hearing assist headsets.